Xenomorph-Lock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[LL - Everyone Dies]

Immediate favorite

You are, without a doubt, one the Locks I most respect.

MasterLock responds:

So why did you vote 0?

[Ask Nobodies 4]

Good one.

Not as good as some of your past work, but still kind of funny. I still fived it. You certainly went out of your way to say this was from a real viewer, though I still have my doubts. If you are serious, watch out, guys. You don't want to end up castrated with your balls in the frigerator of some fat guy from New Zealand. Just because someone says they're a hot chick does not make it true. I don't want to end up seeing the story on CNN about your "mysterious disappearances," okay?

Nice anyway. Keep up the good work and hurry the hell up witht the next TN. The anticipation is killing me.

[Retarded Animal Babies 18]

...<speachlessness>....

Where is the organ in your body from which all this brilliant comedy comes. Give it to me! Nice work here man. Graphics were as great as always, as was your style, sound and humor. Rape is pretty violent I think.

Sure it's tasteless, disgusting, ridiculous, and is, pretty much, the embodiment of every unholy, God-forsaken idea and concept ever to be spawned onto the face of humanity, but I'm the type of person who enjoys that (which says alot about my character once you think about it).

Keep up the good work. I look forward to more of your bottom-of-the-trashbin masterpieces.

[CC - Hazard]

Hey Virus, er... Hazard...er

Has it really been so long since my MSN stopped working (sigh). I see you have far moved onto becoming a better artist. And to think my filthy writing is attached to your profile (heavier sigh). Anyway, nice work. I was proud to five this. Good graphics. Good humor. And so distinctly you. Very awesome.

Have a good one man. Xeno.

Teh-Viruz responds:

holy shiz son i thought you were dead yeah things have changed A LOT i mean HUGE HUUUUUGE changes....e mail me or something i'll tell you all about it

[CaptainAmericaClock]

That was fap-o-licious (I'm such a goon)

Nice work Captain. I do so look forward to seeing more of your work in the near future. I found this entertaining and funny. Too bad I wasn't one of the lucky sons of a guns who were responcible for passing it. See you on the flip mode.

--Predator.

P.S. Make more!

Captainamerica responds:

Lol thanks man, Im planning on making some more soon. Im sad i only got a 2.87 but oh well.

[LL - Lock Legion Shorts 2]

Nice work Master.

It is always a pleasure watching a new Lock Legion cartoon. No longer being part of the LL, I often miss the quality and imput that came with their cartoons that other flash animators and groups couldn't. Oh well. That's my lot I guess.

I found it hilarious on every conceivable level, especially the Clocky/Winchester relationship one. Very good.

Have a good one, and here's to more of your work.

-Predator, a.k.a. The Artist Formely Known as Xenomorph-Lock, a.k.a. An Arogant Faggot Who Can't Take a Single God Damn Hint or Even Get His Friend Off His Ass To Finish A Freakin' Flash Movie We've Been Planning For the Past Two Years

MasterLock responds:

lol, thanks.

[heavy metal poety [sic]]

Heavy Metal lacks subtelty

Seriously, you can't just have a poem and you sayying EXACTLY the way you feel. That makes me angry.

Nice work on the flash.

Much love from a fellow Clock and biggest fan
Predator

[the Estranged Family ep.1]

Excelent!

Nice job, Strange. It took a while for it to get out, but it was well worth the wait. However it did have some flaws to it. It has a flaw that I am amazed someone of your intellect would allow to pass. Dogs can, indeed, look up Strange. I don't give a crap what Big Al said. I will not have you spreading lies throughout the interweb. Edit this problem immediately.

<3 and Uber-Coolness,

Predator

StrangeClock responds:

It's a matter of debate - I believe dogs can't actually tilt their eyes up, and they're probably not the only animals that can't do that, but of course they can tilt their entire head upward and so look up!

[Jukebox Corpsey]

Nice job there Corpsy

I like how you're returning the animation style to a sort of "old world" clock crew. Very sweet. 5s all around.

[Lord of the Clocks pt. 1b]

Nice!

Well Strange, nice work. I loved it, but I don't think it matched up to 1a. It's much better on repeated viewings though, and I still enjoyed it. Just one thing, you continually put The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. tolkein first in the credits, even though it's fairly obvious that it's mainly based on the movies (if it weren't you probably would have included the plot device of 20 years passing in the Shire before Gandalf reveals the secret of the Ring.

Great Flashy though! 5iven' por voo! Happy Clock Day!

<3 Predator

P.S. Who will be Eragon? Will it be Strawberry? Return of the King? Eh eh? Please do tell me by PM at CC.net or Newgrounds.

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